Sunday, March 04, 2007

aw baby, i'm sorry...


whats up?...

I know I have neglected my blogger account... but baby, come on... myspace is so sexy these days!...


ok, I deserved that.

Anyway, I'm starting to get sick of myspace. Too many hacks. Plus a friend of mine has a blogcast on here, so that's drawing me back.

FOR NOW... check the myspace account for updates/news/annoying bulletins.

But I'm comin' back, yo.... comin' back.

Thursday, August 03, 2006


Illiterate Spirit Frustrates Ouija- Board Players

July 26, 2006

STRATTANVILLE, PA—Late-night attempts to contact the spirit world proved more frustrating than enlightening for a slumber party of Strattanville teens Saturday when the only specter they were able to contact suffered from borderline illiteracy, sources said. The poorly educated revenant frustrated the séance participants, who quickly grew impatient with such otherworldly messages as "W-U-R-N-N-G—F-U-M—B-A-Y-O-N—T-H-E—G-R-A-V" and other hard-to-interpret information. Organizer Olivia Bamberger, 13, said they were all "embarrassed for the guy," and finally asked the wraith to tell them the future and "sound out the big words."

Sunday, June 25, 2006

our song

get yer Bush on...

haven't posted on either site for a while. been fighting a nagging pain-in-the-ass cold for about 2 weeks now. i've eaten more chicken noodle soup in the past 10 days then I had all last year.

to be honest, i think it actually hindered my healing. i wonder if it was the brand i was eating...

Friday, April 14, 2006


Just finished playing a game I hadn't played since 3rd grade...

Oregon Trail

to play, you need the AppleIIe emulator

I trailed it with several from the old gang. Here's how they faired...

ANDY - got dysentery early, then measles

CODY - got cholera and died

DUSTIN - got the measles, broke his leg, died

SISKOW - although he survived, he was by FAR the most careless... broke his arm in the first 50 miles, got cholera around mile 150, got over the cholera and caught dysentery around mile 275, was cured of dysentery and got cholera AGAIN 100 miles later, was bitten by a snake in Boise, and then broke his other arm as we were crossing into Oregon.

and last but not least....

BK - nothing. smooth sailing. probably by stealing rations out of everyone else's satchels.

- w

Friday, April 07, 2006

мой место

перемещая в'мойспайс

translation - i move to myspace


Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy V D !!!

Here are some greetings from ANUORD TEH WROLD!

"Happy Valentines Day!" - Debbie Shubert

"Happy V-Day! well, the other one..." - WWII vets

"Happy Valen... wait, was that gunfire?" - Valentines Day Massacre


"I choo-choo-CHOOSE you!" - Union Pacific

"Happy Bailin-times Day" - hay bailers

"Happy Valencia Times Day!" - confused newspaper editor

"Happy ValenQUAIL!!! >BOOM!<... oh crap" - Dick Cheney

"Chaney hunts me?" - Dan Quale

"Happy Holidays" - Walmart

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" - chocolate

"cha-CHING!$$$" - any candy/card manufacturer

" :) Y " - webdinger

Monday, January 09, 2006

How did he update?

Dats right.

Don't be jealous.

I gots me a new PC.

New as in I ain't had it yet.

And it doesn't run on coal.

Directly, anyway.

Of course, I still have the Packard Bell. It makes a great coffee table. I'll probably keep it as long as it works. It's become kind of a game to see how long the PB will last. Even if I can only play DOS games on it. I still think "Rise Of The Triad" is under-rated. Ludicris Gibs!


dog mode