aw baby, i'm sorry...

So...

whats up?...

I know I have neglected my blogger account... but baby, come on... myspace is so sexy these days!...

SLAP

ok, I deserved that.

Anyway, I'm starting to get sick of myspace. Too many hacks. Plus a friend of mine has a blogcast on here, so that's drawing me back.

FOR NOW... check the myspace account for updates/news/annoying bulletins.

But I'm comin' back, yo.... comin' back.

blerg

Illiterate Spirit Frustrates Ouija- Board Players

July 26, 2006

STRATTANVILLE, PA—Late-night attempts to contact the spirit world proved more frustrating than enlightening for a slumber party of Strattanville teens Saturday when the only specter they were able to contact suffered from borderline illiteracy, sources said. The poorly educated revenant frustrated the séance participants, who quickly grew impatient with such otherworldly messages as "W-U-R-N-N-G—F-U-M—B-A-Y-O-N—T-H-E—G-R-A-V" and other hard-to-interpret information. Organizer Olivia Bamberger, 13, said they were all "embarrassed for the guy," and finally asked the wraith to tell them the future and "sound out the big words."

our song

get yer Bush on...

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2739.html

haven't posted on either site for a while. been fighting a nagging pain-in-the-ass cold for about 2 weeks now. i've eaten more chicken noodle soup in the past 10 days then I had all last year.

to be honest, i think it actually hindered my healing. i wonder if it was the brand i was eating...

oregone

Just finished playing a game I hadn't played since 3rd grade...

Oregon Trail

to play, you need the AppleIIe emulator


I trailed it with several from the old gang. Here's how they faired...



ANDY - got dysentery early, then measles

CODY - got cholera and died

DUSTIN - got the measles, broke his leg, died

SISKOW - although he survived, he was by FAR the most careless... broke his arm in the first 50 miles, got cholera around mile 150, got over the cholera and caught dysentery around mile 275, was cured of dysentery and got cholera AGAIN 100 miles later, was bitten by a snake in Boise, and then broke his other arm as we were crossing into Oregon.

and last but not least....

BK - nothing. smooth sailing. probably by stealing rations out of everyone else's satchels.


- w

мой место

перемещая в'мойспайс

translation - i move to myspace

http://www.myspace.com/woodsiewoods

спасибо

Happy V D !!!

Here are some greetings from ANUORD TEH WROLD!


"Happy Valentines Day!" - Debbie Shubert

"Happy V-Day! well, the other one..." - WWII vets

"Happy Valen... wait, was that gunfire?" - Valentines Day Massacre

"HAPPYVDAYBYE" - FTD florist

"I choo-choo-CHOOSE you!" - Union Pacific

"Happy Bailin-times Day" - hay bailers

"Happy Valencia Times Day!" - confused newspaper editor

"Happy ValenQUAIL!!! >BOOM!<... oh crap" - Dick Cheney

"Chaney hunts me?" - Dan Quale

"Happy Holidays" - Walmart

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" - chocolate

"cha-CHING!$$$" - any candy/card manufacturer

" :) Y " - webdinger

How did he update?

Dats right.

Don't be jealous.

I gots me a new PC.

New as in I ain't had it yet.

And it doesn't run on coal.

Directly, anyway.


Of course, I still have the Packard Bell. It makes a great coffee table. I'll probably keep it as long as it works. It's become kind of a game to see how long the PB will last. Even if I can only play DOS games on it. I still think "Rise Of The Triad" is under-rated. Ludicris Gibs!

cough

dog mode