Sunday, January 30, 2005

which one is different?


do the shuffle


(pics courtesy of Apple iPod Shuffle)

(Ickey Shuffle courtesy of 1988)

Friday, January 21, 2005

gesticulations

Saturday, January 08, 2005

wait... what?

actual Top Story on a broadcast news website :



Retarded Kennedy Sister Dies at 86

Washington - Rosemary Kennedy, the retarded sister of President John F.
Kennedy and the inspiration for the Special Olympics, died Friday. She was
86.

...in her own diaries before the lobotomy she chronicled a life of tea
dances, dress fittings, trips to Europe and a visit to the Roosevelt White
House.

...But as she got older, her father worried that his daughter's mild
condition would lead her into situations that could damage the family's
reputation. "Rosemary was a woman, and there was a dread fear of pregnancy,
disease and disgrace," author Laurence Leamer wrote in an unauthorized Kennedy
biography.

...Doctors told Joseph Kennedy that a lobotomy, a medical procedure in
which the frontal lobes of a patient's brain are scraped away, would help his
daughter and calm her mood swings that the family found difficult to handle at
home.



Yeah, stick it to her one last time in her MEMORIAL OBITUARY by mentioning they cut her brain to save the Kennedy's rep. Nice. By the way, she was retarded. Did they say she was retarded? Because she was retarded. Wow. I love this business...

Saturday, January 01, 2005

I just blogged in my pants



Happy Sununu Year!


Hope you all had a festive start to 2005! Or "The Year That Was" if you're reading this in 2006. Or "Back When We Were Stupid" if you're reading this in 3006.


Now to pass along some New Year resolutions from around the world!


Except from Connecticut. They do no wrong.


"To stop smoking" - Jarod Sphoctogon, Atlanta

"To pretend we want people to stop smoking" - Philip Morris

"To keep smmmmmokin!" - The Mask

"To lose 30 lbs" - Tina Buckleberry, Detroit

"To gain 30 pounds" - employee in London

"To lose 13.608 kgs" - big ol' fatty fat metric system

"To lose. Again." - U.S. Foreign Policy

"To figure out how this could happen twice" - Federal Election Commission

"To figure out how we got so fabulous!" - San Francisco

"To live more than 12 months" - Baby New Year

"To find out why my picture is on this site" - Rep. John Sununu

"To dump this lazy 'O' and get on with our half-life" - water

"To make Americans roll their eyes in disgust" - FOX

"To make Americans dot their i's in August" - summer school

"To kill Woodsie" - Americans Against Puns

"To kill a mockingbird... for real this time" - Harper Lee

"To start talking and scare the crap out of you" - your reflection in the mirror

"To start talking" - Danny Fusswater, 18 months

"To start talking ejucatedlike" - George W Bush

"To stop talking FOR THE LOVE OF GOD" - Kathy Griffin

"To end this list before 2006" - Woodsie

"To make amazing suppersmashtime Kallyfohrnia" - Arnold

"To make you fear door knobs" - static electricity

"To unleash our fury on the world!" - leashes

"To reincarnate myself and update my site" - John C Meyers

"AW snap" - Jerry Springer fan

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