Saturday, January 08, 2005

wait... what?

actual Top Story on a broadcast news website :



Retarded Kennedy Sister Dies at 86

Washington - Rosemary Kennedy, the retarded sister of President John F.
Kennedy and the inspiration for the Special Olympics, died Friday. She was
86.

...in her own diaries before the lobotomy she chronicled a life of tea
dances, dress fittings, trips to Europe and a visit to the Roosevelt White
House.

...But as she got older, her father worried that his daughter's mild
condition would lead her into situations that could damage the family's
reputation. "Rosemary was a woman, and there was a dread fear of pregnancy,
disease and disgrace," author Laurence Leamer wrote in an unauthorized Kennedy
biography.

...Doctors told Joseph Kennedy that a lobotomy, a medical procedure in
which the frontal lobes of a patient's brain are scraped away, would help his
daughter and calm her mood swings that the family found difficult to handle at
home.



Yeah, stick it to her one last time in her MEMORIAL OBITUARY by mentioning they cut her brain to save the Kennedy's rep. Nice. By the way, she was retarded. Did they say she was retarded? Because she was retarded. Wow. I love this business...

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