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I've just discovered something... something that's been hidden from me since the day I was born...

I...

...am not a red head. It's "really more strawberry blonde", reads the doctor's handwritten medical record of my physical appearance. bastard.

Also, I was cloned. There are hundreds, if not thousands, of me throughout time and space. I've been able to track down some of my me's...

1805 - Farmington Selectman

http://www.rootsweb.com/~mefrankl/farmselect.htm

1864 - Black Naval Serviceman


http://www.itd.nps.gov/cwss/navydetail.cfm?id_no=Woo0061

1996 - Ham-radio Operator


http://www.funhouse.com/jfw/

but don't make him angry... you wouldn't like him when he's angry...



I've also been a Norfolk Police Chief, software encoding genius, and a student at Mary C. House elementary... wait, ok, I was the student at Mary C. House, but the other stuff was a clone or two.

They actually tried to make a movie about us once...



But I don't like pizza.

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