Woodsie's House of Pancakes: HOLY CRAP!!!

Monday, October 18, 2004

I LOST TO PACINO!!!

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Andy Langager said...: I'm sorry you "lost" "the emmy award" and that "pacino won" and then you "cried."

Translate:
lost = "drank"
the emmy award = "so much beer"
pacino won = "you threw up all over your bathroom sink"
cried = "cried"; Mon Oct 18, 09:36:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Woodsie:

I had a dream the other night...You were running down the beach and some seagulls picked you up and carried you away. So I jumped in my jet to chase you down and catch you, but Brian Boitano was there to try and stop me. I had to act fast, and lucky for me I was able to bribe him with the contents within my trusty backup....that would be 3 red onions, a baby's pacifier, and Barry Manilow's greatest hits. I took off and was able to catch up to you...at least I thought it was you. But the seagulls had actually just picked up a bunch of dead seaweed. I went back and laughed about it with Brian Boitano. He's not that bad of a guy after all. And man can he drink alot of scotch! Man, can he drink!!; Fri Apr 29, 10:10:00 PM