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Happy Sununu Year!

Hope you all had a festive start to 2005! Or "The Year That Was" if you're reading this in 2006. Or "Back When We Were Stupid" if you're reading this in 3006.

Now to pass along some New Year resolutions from around the world!

Except from Connecticut. They do no wrong.

"To stop smoking" - Jarod Sphoctogon, Atlanta

"To pretend we want people to stop smoking" - Philip Morris

"To keep smmmmmokin!" - The Mask

"To lose 30 lbs" - Tina Buckleberry, Detroit

"To gain 30 pounds" - employee in London

"To lose 13.608 kgs" - big ol' fatty fat metric system

"To lose. Again." - U.S. Foreign Policy

"To figure out how this could happen twice" - Federal Election Commission

"To figure out how we got so fabulous!" - San Francisco

"To live more than 12 months" - Baby New Year

"To find out why my picture is on this site" - Rep. John Sununu

"To dump this lazy 'O' and get on with our half-life" - water

"To make Americans roll their eyes in disgust" - FOX

"To make Americans dot their i's in August" - summer school

"To kill Woodsie" - Americans Against Puns

"To kill a mockingbird... for real this time" - Harper Lee

"To start talking and scare the crap out of you" - your reflection in the mirror

"To start talking" - Danny Fusswater, 18 months

"To start talking ejucatedlike" - George W Bush

"To stop talking FOR THE LOVE OF GOD" - Kathy Griffin

"To end this list before 2006" - Woodsie

"To make amazing suppersmashtime Kallyfohrnia" - Arnold

"To make you fear door knobs" - static electricity

"To unleash our fury on the world!" - leashes

"To reincarnate myself and update my site" - John C Meyers

"AW snap" - Jerry Springer fan

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