QUICK, BEFORE IT CRASHES!

Reason why Woodsie hasn't blogged in so long...

Turn on computer.
DOS prompt initiates.
EZ BIOS active.
Floppy Drive A failure: Hit ESCAPE to BOOT, F1 for SETUP
hit escape.
Boot continutes.
Keyboard connected.
Mouse connected.
STARTUP MODE: Enter "1" for Normal Mode, "2" for Safe Mode, "3" for Low Graphic Mode
"1", enter.
WINDOWS STARTING.
Since Windows did not shut down properly, the hard drive must be checked for errors
sigh.
Checking drive C...
Checking drive D...
Checking drive E...
Checking drive F...
WINDOWS STARTS!
ERROR: Rundll did not start.
click ok.
ERROR: Msgsrv could not be located.
click ok.
WARNING: Tmljrvc does not exist.
click ok.
wait 5 minutes for Windows to stop loading.
Close Quicktime to optimize operation.
Close SETI screen saver to optimize operation.
Close spyware worm that isn't hidden because computer isn't smart enough.
Open AOL.
Sign on.
Connect at 14.4bps.
Try to use AOL for 5 minutes.
WAOL has performed an illegal operation. Click OK to close.
click ok.
crash.

Still surfing the web on a Packard Bell: priceless...