i ate one
really...
I was in Iceland.
And I didn't know what it was.
I thought it was a fish.
The menu said "pickled puffin".
Little did I know
it was an adorable,
innocent,
happy,
...
endangered bird.
I DIDN'T KNOW!!!
I also ate something else...
And I have no regrets.
MARGARET CHO SUCKS!!!!!!!!
posted by Woodsie @ 2:51 AM
3 Comments:
poor cho-ice. i hope you didn't cho-ke. how about some cho-colate.
Woodsie:
I had a dream the other night...You were running down the beach and some seagulls picked you up and carried you away. So I jumped in my jet to chase you down and catch you, but Brian Boitano was there to try and stop me. I had to act fast, and lucky for me I was able to bribe him with the contents within my trusty backpack....that would be 3 red onions, a baby's pacifier, and Barry Manilow's greatest hits. I took off and was able to catch up to you...at least I thought it was you. But the seagulls had actually just picked up a bunch of dead seaweed. I went back and laughed about it with Brian Boitano. He's not that bad of a guy after all. And man can he drink alot of scotch! Man, can he drink!!
Did you ask for permission to use my photo? The least you could do is give credit.
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