Turkey Day Is The Happy With You, Yes?

Oh, you crafty turkeys... will that blind farmer/detective/paedophile ever learn?

In the spirit of the holiday, here are some greetings from many people, places, things, and stuff!...

"Happy Thanksgiving!" - the first pilgrims

"Happy Tanksgiving!" - U.S. Armed Forces

"Happy KeepingYourPromises Day!" - Native Americans

"Happy Easter!" - turkeys

"T-day Brings Thanks, Food" - newspaper editors

"Happy Bloody Thursday, you MURDERERS!" - PETA

"Happy Pauly Shore Day!" - Canada

"Happy Thanksgi... YAWN... giving... (snore)" - Tryptophan

":o) YO !" - wEBDINGER

""HAPIOY THANGAVINGGGG, WOOOOAGHAYaAA!~!!%&burp" - DUIs

"ZUBABABABWAAAH!!!" - Chu Chu Rocket

LOOKit... I just ate one.

The turkey looks good, too.

TTYL,

Dahlmer

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Whatchu talkin'bout, Michael?

Post Eleven-Two

NEW YORK (AP) -- A 25-year-old from Georgia who was distraught over President Bush's re-election apparently killed himself at ground zero.

Andrew Veal's body was found Saturday morning inside the off-limits area of the former World Trade Center site, said Steve Coleman, a spokesman for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey.

lHAPPY HOLIDAYSl

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