Happy V D !!!
Here are some greetings from ANUORD TEH WROLD!
"Happy Valentines Day!" - Debbie Shubert
"Happy V-Day! well, the other one..." - WWII vets
"Happy Valen... wait, was that gunfire?" - Valentines Day Massacre
"HAPPYVDAYBYE" - FTD florist
"I choo-choo-CHOOSE you!" - Union Pacific
"Happy Bailin-times Day" - hay bailers
"Happy Valencia Times Day!" - confused newspaper editor
"Happy ValenQUAIL!!! >BOOM!<... oh crap" - Dick Cheney
"Chaney hunts me?" - Dan Quale
"Happy Holidays" - Walmart
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" - chocolate
"cha-CHING!$$$" - any candy/card manufacturer
" :) Y " - webdinger